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“They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for”

You ever have such a dry throat that no amount of water can quench your thirst? Ahh I’m dying.

Last week or so! 😊

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “”These coupons such a ripoff, this is how they get you, blah blah blah”” Bottom Text: “…You do realize that coupon was free, right?”]
I got yelled at all weekend for this coupon they do every few months that is pretty great if you find the right stuff to use it on. But of course, idiots will never actually READ the coupon to figure out what to buy.
This coupon is a $50 dollars of a purchase of $100 dollars or more. First, customers kept calling it a 50% off coupon. Yes, if your purchase is exactly $100 dollars (which it never is), it is technically 50% off, but if your purchase is $150 you do not get $75 off, you get $50. That is it. I can understand why they refer to it as 50% off, but then they insist that they should get more than $50 off their purchase. There is no percentage sign literally anywhere on the stupid coupon.
The following rant is pretty much everything I say/think to customers every time this evil horrible coupon comes around:
"No, you CANNOT use two coupons on the same item. Yes, including your rewards coupons. No, you cannot reuse the coupon. No, I cannot give you a coupon because you "forgot" yours at home.
No, you can’t use it on that excluded item. Why? Because it’s excluded. Yes, it’s listed on the back. Yes, it is. Right there. Yes, that is the brand you bought and no I will not “make it work” anyway. No, this is not a regular sale item that should be included, it literally says on the sign that it is a special sale and no other discounts will apply to it.
Can you read ma’am? Those hats are not on sale. This brand is X brand. That brand is W brand. W brand has the sale sign. Yes I’m sure, it’s right there.
I’m so sorry you find this sale to be ridiculous. It sucks that you can’t be bothered to read the coupon, and no I don’t feel any sympathy for you when you tell me that “no one reads these things anyway”. It’s nice that you’re apologizing for wasting everyone’s time while you figure out what you do and don’t want and while you tell me to ‘wait just one second’ while you go grab another item, but you are still WASTING TIME. No, I don’t care that you’re upset you can’t use the coupon that you got FOR FREE on items that are excluded. Yeah, sure you won’t be back, see you next time this coupon comes around!”

Haha this has to be from a BONTON associated store. I HATE THIS COUPON WITH ALL THAT IS LIFE.

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